Salary Increment..

I'm eagering waiting for a salary increment.. doesn't matter if it's pro-rated.. at least I'm getting a salary increment...

Almost 1 year liao leh~!!

In another few more months... AWS..

Pull my neck long enough.. I can feel the rest of last March's PB.. and this year's PB as well..

Time to start stretching my neck~

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I'm going to be under WDA soon.. no more under PA's payroll.. in September.. hopefully.. this time is true..

I'm a multi-tasking employee

10 good reasons why I should not be sacked or fired:

1) I'm the door guardian.. cos' I'm sitting just in front of the freakin' door leading to the reception area where all crazy, normal, act-crazy clients are waiting. I can save my fellow colleagues from them if they were to ever barge in.

2) I'm the tissue provider.. anytime we go out for lunch or anywhere, no tissues.. look for Shannon..

3) Need to compile any data using Excel? Always look for Shannon to draft out the template with all the functions incorporated into it.....

4) Need to do any thing to do with MS Powerpoint? Call for Shannon..

5) Having trouble with your PC? Call Shannon again..

6) Need a cheapo makeover (that's free) and make you look like a star? Call for Shannon (and her kaki, Maria).. Guarantee a makeover! (Or in other words, we make sure your partner or noone can recognise you. *grinz*) + Free consultation to what kind of makeup to buy.. at your own expenses~ ha ha ha

7) Need a photographer, but can't afford to pay for a single cent? Get Shannon.. She takes pictures for FREE.. and gives you quality pictures according to the price you pay~! LOL

8) Need someone to do up your noticeboard? Look for Shannon.. all becos' she studied Art for 4 years and worked as a graphic designer for 2 years. *Not forgetting to mention that I was the Noticeboard committee member back during secondary school*

9) Looking for someone to come up with ideas for a placement/ KPI board? Squeeze Shannon's brains dry..

10) Wanting someone to help you to decide whether this cake/present/perfume/toiletries/ etc etc is suitable for this person? Shannon's your girl to ask!

See.... I'm a multi-tasking employee, paid with only 1 man' salary..

But.. to make myself feel good... I'm multi-talented~! Ha ha ha..

End Note: This is a lame post..

Then again..

My dearest horny cat at home is wailing again... She's sexually deprived.. WAHAHAHAHAHA~
Even the older tom 'eunuch' cat cannot tahan her wailing.. came into my room every night to sleep.. or rather.. to escape from her wailing/ screaming/ abusive behaviour..

I'm awaiting for my yearly salary increment.. that's provided if us.. the poor 'contract'/DCN/PR of our CDC is included in the increment.. I'm only a diploma holder.. I'm one of the lowest paid employee of the organisation... therefore.. INCREASE MY SALARY!!! :P
** Likelyhood.. the increment could be just a couple of dollars, just to shut my f**king mouth up..**

My digital camera.. went dead on me a couple of weeks back.. Nothing wrong with the camera body.. Only the battery.. it has.. gained weight (like its owner).. thus.. causing the camera to be faulty.. It has been sent to the 'hospital' for observations.. until now.. no NEWS..!!

I miss my camera.. ArgH~

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I'm getting a new email address soon at work.. Finally, we get a chance to use Lotus Notes for email.. and of cos.. the price to pay.. a bloody god-damned f**king long email address, that's even longer than my old long email address.... SIGh~

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My bf, his cousin and me went to Mustafa late one night.. around 1am+..
No coconut smell.. No BO...

His cousin went to buy perfume.. Bf just tagged around.. I was pestering him to buy me an oven (weird request... ) and in the end... I bought.... a Revlon liquid eyeliner... Duh~
Which.. I have not been able to draw a proper neat thin line above my eyelashes.. Small eyes need liner to make it bigger.. if not I look sleepy (which I am sleepy most of the time)

I'm probably getting weirder by the day..

Signs:
1) I talked to myself at work.. Mumbling will be seen as a very serious case (which occurs once in a while)
2) I start to have selective memories.. though most of the time, I feel like I have nothing to remember..
3) My colleagues start to comment that my new colleague (JS) look alike like me initially.. My boss mistook her for me.. I asked LM for confirmation.. luckily LM said " No wat.. her hair longer than yours.. and she wears more baggy clothes than you.. and.. she doesn't wear makeup wat.. How to look the same?!"
That makes me ponder.. so why everyone comment that we look alike?? I guess... to them.. all fat people look alike.. GRrRRR~

I am CUTER, MORE ADORABLE, CRAZIER AND MORE HUMOROUS hor! *self-praising*
*grinz*

4) JS made an interesting comment the other day.. that I bit my upper and lower lips together when I'm seriously concentrating on my work.. so... is that BAD?

Now I'm under heaps and heaps of work to do.. I need to do a lot of reports.. a lot of info compilation.. and still keeping my KPI healthy..

STRESS~!

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I attempted to make my own lip balm.. and successfully done so..

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I attempted to assemble a Nissan Skyline GTR with my bf..
File, Paint, Stick...

I realised.. my hands are not as skillful as my bf's.. apparently.. he's much more nimble than I am.. Study in La-Salle before that's why different...

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I'm addicted to Youtube.com
Downloaded:-
1) Initial D song clips
2) Clips on drifting
3) Music videos
4) KTV music videos to practise before I go for any KTV sessions

Watched:-
1) Clips of Sex and Zen (old hongkong porn movie with Amy Yip inside) ; me and bf.. laffed our heads off.. LAME porn~!
2) Clips of Japanese AV girls being publicly groped on TV and they look happy about it..
3) Silly self-made videos..

Enough crap to let you guys read for 2 mins..

Stop pestering me to update any further.. :>

p/s: I attempted to record my own voice earlier on when I was singing to the music videos.. I realised.. 我的咬字不清！AHHHhh~!!! *gave up hope*

没有心情。。

I have no mood to blog...

Apparently... June/ July period of every year is not a good period..
Bad things happened to people around me... and indirectly affected me..

So.. now I bo mood to blog..

SIANZ.... sigh~